Season One:

1. “Officer Jay” - After taking too much cough syrup, Sarah ends up driving her car onto a playground and getting charged with a DUI. The charges are dropped when her sister Laura meets and begins dating Officer Jay, the police officer who arrested her. Meanwhile, Brian tries to convince Steve that he’s bisexual.

2. “Humanitarian of the Year” - In order to upstage Jay for winning a Humanitarian of the Year award, Sarah invites a mentally unstable homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile, Steve gets upset when Brian fails to use his karate skills to defend him.

3. “Positively Negative” - Sarah decides to cure her boredom by taking an AIDS test and she assumes that she has AIDS before actually finding out the results of the blood test. She begins spending her sister’s money to become a spokeswoman for AIDS awareness. Meanwhile, Laura finds out that due to his strange relationship with his deceased mother, Jay never celebrated his birthday; so, she sets out to throw him his first birthday party. Jimmy Kimmel makes a cameo as Joan the Dispatcher.

4. “Not Without My Daughter” - Sarah encourages a young girl to enter a beauty pageant in order to fulfill her own childhood dreams. Meanwhile, after Steve farts in a police car and refers to it as a “bomb” during a phone conversation with Brian, he and Brian are brought in for questioning by the NSA.

5. “Muffin’ Man” - Sarah attempts to explore her sexuality by pretending to be a lesbian. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve argue over Tab.

6. “Batteries” - Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for extremely sick children, and then sings a song about the world’s problems after accidentally pooping during a farting match, and Sarah has a one-night stand with God. Though it was the last to air, this episode was actually the pilot. The episode “Muffin Man”, which aired a week earlier, included a flashback to this episode.

Season Two:

1. “Bored of the Rings” - Sarah discovers that the community group she recently joined is a radical anti-abortion group intent on bombing the clinic where Laura volunteers. Meanwhile, a Dungeons & Dragons game interferes with Steve and Brian’s plans for a date night.

2. “Joan of Arf” - Authorities take Sarah’s dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.

3. “Face Wars” - Sarah wagers that it’s easier to be a black person in American than a Jewish person, and attempts to prove it by becoming “black” for a day with the help of a makeup artist. She embarks on an odyssey in which she becomes the beloved and persecuted leader of a unique racial justice movement. Brian and Steve grievously miscalculate the potency of medical marijuana.

4. “Doodie” - After their mother’s grave - and skeleton - is defiled, the Silverman sisters become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning the money to replace the tombstone. In the stress of competition, Sarah’s childish obsession with doodie humor rocks her relationship with Laura, and threatens the honor of their departed mother.

5. “Ah, Men” - Sarah enters a serious romance with God. She starts to sour on his neediness and deep-seeded insecurity, but she also wants to show him off at her high school reunion. Brian and Steve wonder if smoking marijuana is what originally caused them to be gay.

6. “Maid to Border” - Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Hamburglar doll. When her life slips into filthy disarray, Sarah goes to Mexico to get her maid back, but Dora has since gained unexpected power.